“DON’T BE SILLY!”
[Mother and Son are talking. Meanwhile tutor comes]
Son : Mama- Teacher is late today. Should I operate computer, please—
Mother : No way, here’s enough time to come your teacher. Keep reading your lessons.
Teacher : May I come in?
Mother : Oh, teacher! Good Evening! Please get inside and have your seat.
Teacher : I’m sorry for being late. Actually, I got a problem!
Mother : It’s ok. Please take it easy.
Son : Assalmu Alaikum, teacher! Nice to meet you!
Teacher : Oalaikum assalam! Nice to meet you too. Ok, let’s study now!
Son : Ok, Teacher, I need some notes on Spoken English Language.
Teacher : Ok, I’ll give you but you’ll have to give me your pen-drive.
(Mother comes with tea)
Mother : What are you talking about?
Son : Mama-I need pen drive to collect notes on Spoken English Language.
Mother : Ok, I’ll buy you tomorrow.
Son : Thank you Mama, you are so nice!
[Mother is reading newspaper. Meanwhile next-door neighbor comes to take windows software]
Neighbor : Hello- anybody in the room?
Mother : Who’s that?
Neighbor : It’s me! Your neighbor-
Mother : Wait please!
Neighbor : Good Evening, Sister!
Mother : Good Evening!
Neighbor : Sister- Will you do me a favor?
Mother : Please, get inside. Please, have your seat.
Neighbor : Thank you, sister.
Mother : It’s fine. Now tell me-what’s your problem?
Neighbor : Actually, my PC isn’t working well. I think, I need to set up the Windows newly. Could you please give me your software?
Mother : Sorry dear. I’m wondering that too. Please never mind.
Neighbor : Nothing to mind, it’s ok.
Mother : Would you like to have a cup of tea?
Neighbor : No thanks, I’ll have to buy it soon. Okay, sister. See you later. Bye!
Mother : Okay, please come again, bye!
[Hawker is selling his goods. This time Mother is calling him to buy a pen drive.]
Hawker: Would you like to buy dear…
Would you like to buy please!
There are various types of Remote-Controller, Robi SIM, Grameen SIM, Bangla Link SIM, Internet-Modem, Memory Cards, PEN Drive and Software…
Would you like to buy please!
Mother: Hey man, listen, come on!
Hawker: Yes, I say, what are you?
Mother: Do you have Pen-drive?
Hawker: Yes, I do.
Mother: Then give me a Pen-drive.
Hawker: Madam-here you are!
Mother: How much?
Hawker: It’s only Tk. 1200.
Mother: Any consideration, please?
Hawker: Ok, then pay me Tk. 1000.
Mother: Okay, here you are. Excuse me- Is it durable?
Hawker: Stay 100% Confident.
Mother: That sounds good.
[Meanwhile next-door neighbor comes to buy a windows software]
Neighbor: Excuse me– Do you have Windows software?
Hawker: Yes, sister. I do. How many- sister?
Neighbor: Only 1. How much?
Hawker: Sister-value does not matter. The real satisfaction is the real truth. First choose it, then the price is worth it.
Neighbor: It’s my choice. How much?
Hawker: Only Tk.3000 and it’s only for you.
Neighbor: One for me! You are so nice!
Hawker: Thanks a lot!
Sister-if you have any problem, just make me a phone call.
Neighbor: It’s tricky
[Hawker goes away by selling his goods. After that both of women found the goods fake.]
Hawker: Would you like to buy dear… Would you like to buy please! There are various types of Remote-Controller, Robi SIM, Grameen SIM, Bangla Link SIM, Internet-Modem, Memory Cards, PEN Drive and Software… Would you like to buy please!
Mother: Oh my GOD! It’s a fake drive!
Neighbor: The same! It’s a fake Windows-10 software!
[Noticing this, another woman comes]
Women: Excuse me- Are you educated? Why did you buy things from hawker? You should have bought from the showroom. Understand?
Mother: + Neighbor: What we did wrong!